What we learned on today's show

*Josh shamed his family for generations to come by admitting he's never heard of Certs.

*A man in Wisconsin was attacked by clowns.  Weirdly, he was on LSD when it happened.

*Catfish Hunter happened.

*A main in Indiana was arrested.  For jumping on cars.  In his underwear.  While swinging a chainsaw.

*Lindzi Parkinson won Garth Brooks tickets!!!