Here's what we learned on the show today:
- Today is your last chance to enter for FREE tickets to see the SOLD OUT Garth Brooks show in Sun Valley on August 1st. You have to enter at Valley Wide Home and Ranch in Rexburg before close of business today!!! Winner announced tomorrow morning.
- BP says, get this... that BP is NOT responsible for the oil spill in the Gulf.
- Nothing good on DVD this week... except 21 Jump Street.
- Stadium food is full of health code violations.
- Keith Urban & The Wiggles.
- 10-year-old Arizona boy is hand writing 180,000 card for the troops overseas.
Jeff and Josh 7/26/10 "WWL"
What we learned on the Jeff and Josh show today!
- Jeff is on vacation this week.
- Josh is ready to be 30.
- Inception was #1 at the box office again this week.
- Fear a costumed nerd with a pen.
- Darth Vader is evil again.
- Alisha Kearsley won SOLD OUT Garth Brooks tickets from the Bull Rewards Club!
- Jeff is on vacation this week.
- Josh is ready to be 30.
- Inception was #1 at the box office again this week.
- Fear a costumed nerd with a pen.
- Darth Vader is evil again.
- Alisha Kearsley won SOLD OUT Garth Brooks tickets from the Bull Rewards Club!
What we learned on today's show
*Josh shamed his family for generations to come by admitting he's never heard of Certs.
*A man in Wisconsin was attacked by clowns. Weirdly, he was on LSD when it happened.
*Catfish Hunter happened.
*A main in Indiana was arrested. For jumping on cars. In his underwear. While swinging a chainsaw.
*Lindzi Parkinson won Garth Brooks tickets!!!
*A man in Wisconsin was attacked by clowns. Weirdly, he was on LSD when it happened.
*Catfish Hunter happened.
*A main in Indiana was arrested. For jumping on cars. In his underwear. While swinging a chainsaw.
*Lindzi Parkinson won Garth Brooks tickets!!!
Today With J&J
*BEAVERS happened! There was weeping.
*A ferocious argument about whether or not men should wear flip-flops. Josh says they are NOT girl-clothes...and then calls them "flippy-floppy's".
*Jeff mocked Josh for wearing Capri's. Josh mocked Jeff for having salad dressing on his shirt; at 6:20 in the morning.
*J&J were both informed by their wives that, no matter what the topic is, they (J&J) are always wrong.
*A ferocious argument about whether or not men should wear flip-flops. Josh says they are NOT girl-clothes...and then calls them "flippy-floppy's".
*Jeff mocked Josh for wearing Capri's. Josh mocked Jeff for having salad dressing on his shirt; at 6:20 in the morning.
*J&J were both informed by their wives that, no matter what the topic is, they (J&J) are always wrong.
Here's What Happened On Today's Show
*Josh insists on calling his mustache "Oliver"...the staff knows it as "Donna".
*Josh carries Hot Apple Cider in his pants.
*Jeff is still called "Scooty".
*The Jeff & Josh Marketing Dept. is working on a doll based on Josh's childhood. It will be a small child in a bucket.
*Jeff used the word "Wamble", and did it correctly.
*Josh carries Hot Apple Cider in his pants.
*Jeff is still called "Scooty".
*The Jeff & Josh Marketing Dept. is working on a doll based on Josh's childhood. It will be a small child in a bucket.
*Jeff used the word "Wamble", and did it correctly.
Transformers 3 gets NASCAR'ed!
This is a snapshot from the set of Transformers 3 in which we see two NASCAR racecars all transformed and pretty cool looking!
There's a little bit of fanboy outcry over this. Seems that people are worried that these cars will have corny southern accents and be stereotypes along the lines of the two "black" robots in Transformers 2.
I guess we'll have to wait and see!
What we learned on today's show
*Jeff thinks hamburgers are sandwiches.
*Josh thinks they ARE NOT.
*Josh was kept in a bucket for much of his childhood.
*Jeff has begun "bonding" with all the lady listeners.
*Josh's mom hit him with a log. For some reason this caused him to hate apple pie.
*Jeff needs to raise his eating habits and food preparation skills, up to the level of an actual human being.
*8% of men cry at sad movies. Being heartless goons, Jeff & Josh laughed at them.
*Even if the answer to Big Brain Trivia is wrong, it's right, because...Jeff & Josh possess total knowledge and infinite wisdom, we determine what's right and what's wrong.
*Josh thinks they ARE NOT.
*Josh was kept in a bucket for much of his childhood.
*Jeff has begun "bonding" with all the lady listeners.
*Josh's mom hit him with a log. For some reason this caused him to hate apple pie.
*Jeff needs to raise his eating habits and food preparation skills, up to the level of an actual human being.
*8% of men cry at sad movies. Being heartless goons, Jeff & Josh laughed at them.
*Even if the answer to Big Brain Trivia is wrong, it's right, because...Jeff & Josh possess total knowledge and infinite wisdom, we determine what's right and what's wrong.
A message from Jeff
I had hoped that today would be the day...when I arrive at the station early in the morning...to be greeted by a large banner...that reads "Welcome To Work, Jeff"!
But, alas...no.
Thanks for nothing, Josh.
But, alas...no.
Thanks for nothing, Josh.
It's a 14-year-old boy... no wait... my bad... it's a 31-year-old wman!
A 16-year-old girl from Springboro, Ohio . . . whose name hasn't been released . . . had been dating a 14-year-old boy named Matt Abrams. Matt was 4-foot-11, making him much shorter than the girl, who's 5-foot-5.
Well, after a week of dating, they decided to spend some time together in a hotel. But, three days into their stay, the 16-year-old girl ran off.
Because she discovered that 14-year-old Matt was actually a 31-YEAR-OLD WOMAN named Patricia.
Yes, she is under arrest... here's the mugshot!
Read the latest on this WEIRD story HERE!
Well, after a week of dating, they decided to spend some time together in a hotel. But, three days into their stay, the 16-year-old girl ran off.
Because she discovered that 14-year-old Matt was actually a 31-YEAR-OLD WOMAN named Patricia.
Yes, she is under arrest... here's the mugshot!
Read the latest on this WEIRD story HERE!
United States Sumo Federation National Championships
The big event will take place this Saturday at Jackson High School in Jackson, WY at 6pm.
$20 per family / $10 for adults / Under 13 FREE!!!
SEXY
In a recent survey, women said the sexiest thing a guy can wear is jeans and a t-shirt. Here ya go ladies!
Zach's at it again!
Here's the latest from our buddy Zach Anner.
Voting is complete and Zach is the #1 voted contestant!!! You can keep an eye on the results right HERE
Voting is complete and Zach is the #1 voted contestant!!! You can keep an eye on the results right HERE
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