What we learned on today's show

*Jeff thinks hamburgers are sandwiches.
*Josh thinks they ARE NOT.
*Josh was kept in a bucket for much of his childhood.
*Jeff has begun "bonding" with all the lady listeners.
*Josh's mom hit him with a log.  For some reason this caused him to hate apple pie.
*Jeff needs to raise his eating habits and food preparation skills, up to the level of an actual human being.
*8% of men cry at sad movies.  Being heartless goons, Jeff & Josh laughed at them.
*Even if the answer to Big Brain Trivia is wrong, it's right, because...Jeff & Josh possess total knowledge and infinite wisdom, we determine what's right and what's wrong.